No I don't mean I morally can't do that, I mean it's technologically impossible for me to do that. And morally too by the way, since there are children on the network.
If you forget to insert your own username the system will choose one for you but I honestly doubt it would ever choose that.
to be honest i just want to mess with this guy who keeps insisting he's straight despite a very homosexual looking username. not that there's something wrong with that!
[Marco gets a feeling he might regret discussing this, but he feels a need - no, an OBLIGATION - to do so.]
So, if you don't mind me asking What exactly is gay about that username? I thought straight men [He almost typed "you people", but then decided that would be a bit TOO passive-agggressive.] got erections from women too.
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seriously? i mean i can maybe pay you if that's what it takes
but if you must know, i wanted to change someones username to 'pussydestroyer'
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No I don't mean I morally can't do that, I mean it's technologically impossible for me to do that.
And morally too by the way, since there are children on the network.
If you forget to insert your own username the system will choose one for you but I honestly doubt it would ever choose that.
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well that sucks
but what is with people and children around here, jesus
i live with an eleven year old and he suggested 'titsaregreat' as a username i'll have you know
he's very sophisticated
anyway, it was worth a shot
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They don't need that kind of vocabulary.
Why did you want to do this? I can't pretend I'm not curious.
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and well
to be honest i just want to mess with this guy who keeps insisting he's straight despite a very homosexual looking username. not that there's something wrong with that!
but i figured he could use the help
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A "homosexual looking username."
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well technically i guess it's 'hadron' but that's a very thin line if you ask me
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You're talking about Fiddleford.
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is that his name?
christ no wonder he'd rather go by 'hardon'
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I think it's a particle or something.
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but im not buying it
i just think hed be happier with a less gay username is all, he might feel a little less insecure about it
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So, if you don't mind me asking
What exactly is gay about that username?
I thought straight men [He almost typed "you people", but then decided that would be a bit TOO passive-agggressive.] got erections from women too.
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[Well, as far as he can figure, anyway.]
we don't just go around advertising our own dicks
it's the same as leaving a buffer urinal between you and the other guy
like an unwritten rule
im not saying it's like. WRONG to love cock, i'm not judging anyone
i just figure if youre gonna be in denial you should go the distance, you know? either embrace it or don't
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You think he's advertising his dick, which straight men don't do.
Whereas
WE do I suppose?
[HINT???]
I'm just not sure I completely understand your point of view.
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logic
not my strong suit
but wait
[something has occurred to him—]
if you know good old hardon
hadron sorry, habit
couldn't you just sneak into his house for me and change it through his computer?
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WHY would I do that?
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it doesn't even have to be okay i'll accept any decently hilarious substitute
i'll pay you
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Thank you.
Are you going to keep picking on him and calling him gay, because I might take some issue with that
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come on man, i might be a dick but i'm not an asshole. i'll ease up on him. he's obviously dealing with some shit.
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But yes, I'm glad you understand.
:)
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yeah sure no prob
anyway catch you later nerd
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