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[peccatore]

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[thefuckingbeam]

yeah see he explained that

but im not buying it

i just think hed be happier with a less gay username is all, he might feel a little less insecure about it

[peccatore]

[Marco gets a feeling he might regret discussing this, but he feels a need - no, an OBLIGATION - to do so.]

So, if you don't mind me asking
What exactly is gay about that username?
I thought straight men [He almost typed "you people", but then decided that would be a bit TOO passive-agggressive.] got erections from women too.

[thefuckingbeam]

listen i've spent my whole life as a straight man

[Well, as far as he can figure, anyway.]

we don't just go around advertising our own dicks
it's the same as leaving a buffer urinal between you and the other guy
like an unwritten rule

im not saying it's like. WRONG to love cock, i'm not judging anyone

i just figure if youre gonna be in denial you should go the distance, you know? either embrace it or don't

[peccatore]

[Oh Jesus CHRIST there he goes again with the good old "Not That There's Anything Wrong With That" line.]

You think he's advertising his dick, which straight men don't do.
Whereas
WE do I suppose?

[HINT???]

I'm just not sure I completely understand your point of view.

[thefuckingbeam]

alright you got me there

logic

not my strong suit

but wait

[something has occurred to him—]

if you know good old hardon

hadron sorry, habit

couldn't you just sneak into his house for me and change it through his computer?

[peccatore]

[Oh sweet lord either this guy doesn't GET it or he is deliberately trying to be obnoxious now.]

WHY would I do that?

[thefuckingbeam]

oh come on you gotta admit it would be funny

it doesn't even have to be okay i'll accept any decently hilarious substitute

i'll pay you

[peccatore]

No.

Thank you.


Are you going to keep picking on him and calling him gay, because I might take some issue with that

[thefuckingbeam]

fine

come on man, i might be a dick but i'm not an asshole. i'll ease up on him. he's obviously dealing with some shit.

[peccatore]

I would bet most people in Ryslig are, not just him.
But yes, I'm glad you understand.

:)

[thefuckingbeam]

[oh hey look a smiley face, that means friendship right]

yeah sure no prob
anyway catch you later nerd

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