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[peccatore]

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[peccatore]

Was that too personal?

[crowedthedead]

too personal-
marco we haven't had that conversation at all
i was kind of hoping we'd never have to
now i'm freaking out because what if he wants kids

[peccatore]

Oh.
Well I think you'll be fine, it didn't look like he wanted to have that conversation.

[crowedthedead]

but did he not want to have it because he wants kids and hasn't told me yet
do you think he would leave me if i didn't want kids
nobody that young should be subjected to me
i'm freaking out

[peccatore]

oh for goodnesssssssssss


I'm sure you'd make a great dad, Soeki.

[crowedthedead]

um no
i am pretty sure he thinks i would not
i told a twelve year old that he could keep an amputated foot in a jar
that was our first fight

[peccatore]

[.........]

I'm sure both of you had very good arguments.

[crowedthedead]

i still don't see what the big deal was
honestly

but if we can't even have a conversation about a kid that isn't ours
a conversation about a kid that WAS ours would be terrifying

[peccatore]

Well
In the end, what if that's just part of being a parent?

[crowedthedead]

then being a parent is terrifying
it doesn't matter here anyway though because where would we even get a kid

[peccatore]

It can't be impossible, magic is real.

[crowedthedead]

oh god please don't give oliver ideas

[peccatore]

I won't, I'm just telling YOU.

[crowedthedead]

wait have YOU thought about having a magic lovechild made for you and fiddleford? why has this occurred to you?

[peccatore]

No, it

just did.



Do you think it would actually be possible? You're more experienced with this kind of thing.
I mean I'm not ready to have children

[crowedthedead]

you have clearly given more thought to this than i have

i mean, i don't know what mana's capable of
she can magic up shit from our homes and give people crazy powers
who knows

what would a kid from you two even be
a snid?
a squake?

[peccatore]

Does the kid have to be a monster?
I don't like children having to live this kind of life.

[crowedthedead]

i mean that wasn't a serious question
oliver and i have a joke that ours would be a baerie

legitimately though no, a kid being a monster would be fucked up
but at the same time, so would a human kid with monster parents

[peccatore]

Right.

Well, this doesn't change anything, I suppose.
Still

If I ever turn human again, I'd like to adopt.

[crowedthedead]

i hope you get that some day then
i mean i would never do that to a kid, personally
i'm too fucked up
i'd be worried oliver would want to though

if we could be human and stay together, i mean

[peccatore]

You know

I'm not trying to change your mind or anything, don't get me wrong here
I get that not everyone wants kids.
But I don't think you're too messed up to raise one, not at all.

[crowedthedead]

how would that be fair to a kid?
i'm a mess
everyone knows that
it's better if i never have kids

[peccatore]

Soeki.
I know I'm not a kid, but you were a good roommate.

[crowedthedead]

yeah, but you also never had to rely on me
like, for everything
if i vanished for a few days, it wasn't like you were going to die alone in the apartment

[peccatore]

It might get dirtier though.
The apartment I mean.