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[peccatore]

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[peccatore]

It can't be impossible, magic is real.

[crowedthedead]

oh god please don't give oliver ideas

[peccatore]

I won't, I'm just telling YOU.

[crowedthedead]

wait have YOU thought about having a magic lovechild made for you and fiddleford? why has this occurred to you?

[peccatore]

No, it

just did.



Do you think it would actually be possible? You're more experienced with this kind of thing.
I mean I'm not ready to have children

[crowedthedead]

you have clearly given more thought to this than i have

i mean, i don't know what mana's capable of
she can magic up shit from our homes and give people crazy powers
who knows

what would a kid from you two even be
a snid?
a squake?

[peccatore]

Does the kid have to be a monster?
I don't like children having to live this kind of life.

[crowedthedead]

i mean that wasn't a serious question
oliver and i have a joke that ours would be a baerie

legitimately though no, a kid being a monster would be fucked up
but at the same time, so would a human kid with monster parents

[peccatore]

Right.

Well, this doesn't change anything, I suppose.
Still

If I ever turn human again, I'd like to adopt.

[crowedthedead]

i hope you get that some day then
i mean i would never do that to a kid, personally
i'm too fucked up
i'd be worried oliver would want to though

if we could be human and stay together, i mean

[peccatore]

You know

I'm not trying to change your mind or anything, don't get me wrong here
I get that not everyone wants kids.
But I don't think you're too messed up to raise one, not at all.

[crowedthedead]

how would that be fair to a kid?
i'm a mess
everyone knows that
it's better if i never have kids

[peccatore]

Soeki.
I know I'm not a kid, but you were a good roommate.

[crowedthedead]

yeah, but you also never had to rely on me
like, for everything
if i vanished for a few days, it wasn't like you were going to die alone in the apartment

[peccatore]

It might get dirtier though.
The apartment I mean.

[crowedthedead]

eh
anyway you have fiddleford to worry about that now
how's that going btw

[peccatore]

It's

going well.

We're looking out for each other, I think.

[crowedthedead]

that's good
seriously, i'm happy for you
you of all people deserve something good going on

ollie and i should have you guys over for dinner sometime
have you seen our new place? i love it

[peccatore]

When you say dinner do you mean
uh,

[crowedthedead]

wtf no
i mean dinner
you know like a cheese plate and wine and shit

[peccatore]

oh thank god
God

[crowedthedead]

i'm not far enough gone to serve people at a dinner party, thanks

[peccatore]

I didn't think you were.

Just
got carried away?

[crowedthedead]

i love you guys but not enough to hunt with you for a double date
dinner party though
we can be a proper pair of adult couples who do things like serve cheese plates

[peccatore]

You know, Fiddleford's parents made some great pancakes.