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Marco Evangelisti ([personal profile] peccatore) wrote2015-07-24 06:20 pm
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<marco> Hi, this is Marco! (Though you probably already knew that ;D)
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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your husband.

Fiddleford McGucket.


[This level of specificity is not necessary. He is stalling.]

Is there anything he desires?
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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-11 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Material goods, perhaps? Is there anything he lacks? Does he have any favorite foods? Failing that, any allergies? Are you aware of his clothing sizes?
Edited 2022-12-11 22:23 (UTC)
fateschosen: (i do not see it)

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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-12 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Be inconspicuous.

I am not as familiar with him as I am with you. I did not at all intend to gift him anything in particular.


[...]

It seems I was signed up for this year's "Secret Santa". Somebody's idea of a joke, I imagine. I would have ignored the message entirely if I had been paired with an unfamiliar name.

But ... he was kind to me last year, asking nothing in return. I can at least attempt to repay that favor now.
fateschosen: (thank u davidpro for including his spike)

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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-12 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you been to that market in Bavan? I usually wouldn't go somewhere so [...] noisy, but I was intrigued.

[Doppio came home once with his wings coated in flakes of tinsel. Diavolo's only choice was to personally investigate how such a disaster occurred.]

The goods they sell there are absolutely hideous.

I have seen the inside of your house. I can only assume your husband would enjoy many of the things to be found there. Unless you are the one who handles the decor...?
fateschosen: (do not perceive my eyes)

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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-12 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Busy. Far too many people, and they are far too ... eager, in their dealings. I did not bring much money with me to buy their wares; they assured me it was not a problem. The vendor I spoke to most, it seemed, was enraptured by my wings, and was willing to make a trade. A slightly-less-garish sweater than most in exchange for a fistful of feathers, plucked straight from the source.

I, of course, refused. I know my value. I have sold feathers before, and I have gotten a thousand times more in return than a mere sweater.
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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-13 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It does sound suspect, doesn't it? Truth be told, now that I think about it, I had some concerns about the goods there. They were selling sweaters allegedly imbued with "protective magic" ... I can't help but wonder if there's something malicious afoot.
fateschosen: (sweating again? no problem)

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[personal profile] fateschosen 2022-12-15 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not.

I take it that buying a gift for your husband there may be a poor idea.