And what'll they do? Drown me? [And then Jason does get serious. He flicks the washcloth almost in time with the way the tip of his barbed tail twitches at the end.]

Look, I don't give a damn about this god war business. But if you're going to insist on ripping up people who follow the Fog God, you're heading for trouble. Even I know better than to hold a person's religion against them.

[You know. Unless they're Jewish.]