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[peccatore]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, MARCO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 868.32.455.97 *** marco has joined 868.32.455.97 <marco> Hi, this is Marco! (Though you probably already knew that ;D) <marco> How can I help you today?

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[peccatore]

That's not what I was saying, you know that

And be nice to him. :/

[crowedthedead]

you know i love you both
but the man has no chin

<marco>

[peccatore]

Because you can't just FORGET things.

< Murderous Monarch >

[quietpeacefullife]

Well you should. Especially horrible and unpleasant things.

[peccatore]

Come on, it's just small.

<marco>

[peccatore]

I can't tell if I'm happy you aren't having this conversation with Fiddleford or if you should absolutely have this conversation with Fiddleford.

not that he's been having problems with this, I think

[crowedthedead]

not big enough to count

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

marco
holy shit
MARCO

i'm getting married

[peccatore]

Well I can guarantee you it's still there.

1/2

[peccatore]

What?

<marco>

[peccatore]

[WHOOPS, HE SAID THAT OUT LOUD, NOT ONLINE]

What??
uh

Congratulations
!

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

I'M GETTING MARRIED
i have to plan a wedding
fuck my life
i mean no i'm happy but holy shit

do you wanna be my best man

[crowedthedead]

i'll take your word for it ;)

< Murderous Monarch >

[quietpeacefullife]

[Okay. Well talking to Fiddleford about this is 100% off the table.]

I'm uncertain what he could possibly help me with. He's a man of science and such, correct? I recall a conversation with him during the holidays. Can he actually do something...?

[Doubtful and he's not about to swallow his pride and ask that man for help.]

<marco>

[peccatore]

[Somehow, a couple of completely blank messages go through before Marco finally gets this out:]

seriously?

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

that just slipped out
i think we were both going to ask you at the same time

but yeah
seriously
we lived together for more than a year
even if you don't want to be my best man, i still want you there

<marco>

[peccatore]

Oh. Well hopefully he won't mind

And NO, I mean
I mean.
If you really think I'm the best person for the job, I'll do it.
I'd be very happy to.

<marco>

[peccatore]

He HAD a memory-erasing gun.
He won't be building it again.

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

there's no one else i'd rather have there.
i know we don't do feelings or any of that shit but you're my friend.
it'd mean a lot to me if you were my best man.

< Murderous Monarch >

[quietpeacefullife]

Could he be convinced to make the gun again with the persuasion of money?

Everyone has their price, after all.

<marco>

[peccatore]

Hey, I do feelings. [Sure, maybe he's done them BETTER before, but still.]
It means a lot to me that
you know. That you're doing this.
I'll do my best.

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

okay i don't do feelings
except i guess i've been doing feelings a lot lately
it's a little terrifying

anyway uh
yeah
i'm really glad you said yes because i don't even know who else i would ask
we're keeping the ceremony small but you and fiddleford are both invited

<marco>

[peccatore]

Nothing wrong with that, the way I see it

Anyway, thanks.
I'll let Fiddleford know.

<marco>

[peccatore]

Absolutely not.

<crowed>

[crowedthedead]

no, thank you
it means a lot that you're coming